Name: MENDO FUNK SMALLS
Brand: Martyjuana
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Immerse yourself in the groove of Martyjuana's Mendo Funk. This fusion marvel crosses Sundae Driver, Mendo Gas, and Funky Fruit genetics to deliver a robust cerebral euphoria. Indulge in the fruity, gassy, sweet, and candy-like flavors that make each toke a celebration of cannabis craftsmanship at its finest. (Sundae Driver x Mendo Gas x Funky Fruit)

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Need a retreat? Deep in this forest, the trees are heavily frosted with flashes of radiant purple calyxes and peach-colored pistils. Physical euphoria and introspective mental effects provide you a cerebral head change that lengthens energy. Dominant terpenes are limonene, linalool, pinene, and caryophyllene. (Miracle Alien Cookies BX1)

WOODS

Sour Diesel is a classic activating cultivar. Its energizing effects are perfect for getting things done. This is a fast acting, euphoric head high.  Your body will feel relaxed and fluid while having a burst of energy for physical tasks.   b-Caryophyllene, b-Pinene, b-Myrcene, d-Limonene, a-Humulene. Sol spirit is an award winning , multigenerational, regenerative craft farm. (Chem Dawg x Super Skunk)

SOUR DIESEL

Dreamcatcher is a heavy flower for deep, sound sleep. With its full body effects and lulling euphoria, this is the perfect choice for resting easy and dreaming sweetly. Dominant terpenes are limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene.


DREAMCATCHER

Testing very high in THC and Limonene, Myrcene, and Linalool. This citrus-floral tasting flower also packs a mighty effect. Both dreamy, and physically euphoric this flower can amplify any creative endeavor or romantic situation. 2022 Emerald Cup 3rd Place Infoor Flower.

BLUE FACE

Unique high CBD prerolls provides Calm & Focus for clarity at any time of day or night. Whole flower, pre-rolled sungrown cannabis flower on premier farms in Sonoma and Mendocino County. Packaging keeps Rosettes fresh, and is in a recyclable 10 Pack. Regeneratively grown by award-winning farm Emerald Spirit Botanicals (Rose Queen)

CALM & FOCUS HIGH CBD FULL FLOWER ROSETTES

THCV-RICH INFUSED GUMMY EDIBLE
The first sun grown, full spectrum THCV-Rich, fast acting gummy!
Inspired by the delicious flavors of Wine Country, these Kiwi Lime Sauvignon Blanc gummies are infused with a THCV-rich strain of cannabis to feel Joyful & Present. Enjoy the juicy and tart flavors of kiwi and lime that is perfectly blended with Sauvignon Blanc. Full spectrum edibles will provide the desired effect in around 15 minutes using proprietary, fast-acting technology. THCV effects include: appetite regulation, functional creativity, joyful & present, visual, energizing
3.5MG THCV | 5MG THC | 0MG CBD per piece

JOYFUL & PRESENT THCV RICH GUMMIES

Need a mental vacation? Malibu is simply bursting with sweet tropical candy flavors intertwined with gassy, fuel notes. It produces a balanced head and body-high that leaves you slightly spaced out with a goofy grin.  (Zkittles x Animal Cookies)

MALIBU

Get a boost of energizing creativity with the Sunny Daze Blend.

Lowell 35's offer unparalleled quality and exceptional smokeability. Every pack of 35's includes 10 Tall Smokes, each containing a perfect .35g of premium, whole flower. Our entire manufacturing process is fully automated - resulting in a completely redesigned pre-roll format that promises a superior roll, every time.

35'S SUNNY DAZE

As the cross would suggest, Pink Panther has a nose that is both savory and spicy at the same time. From first glance, you can assume that these buds covered in trichomes pack a punch, and you would be right! No need for further inspection, Clouseau. (Han Solo Burger x GMO)


PINK PANTHER

Moon Beam is the ideal remedy for a night of deep, tranquil sleep. This balanced full-spectrum cartridge is high in CBN to help you rest well. Sun-grown by Moon Made Farms in the hills of Humboldt County, Moon Beam will bring you peace and a connection to the land in which this special strain was grown.


1G MOON BEAM SLEEPYTIME CBN CART

Bred & grown by Fig Farms this tootsie pop center, sour cherry tasting preroll has balanced effects suitable for anytime. 2022 Emerald Cup 5th Place Indoor Flower. (Banana Fig x Animal Mints 198 #1)


HOLY MOLY! PREROLL

Custom Dosing, Quick Onset
0.7mg THC/drop
33mg THC/dropper
500mg THC & 250mg CBN total

ABX Sleepy Time is made with ice water cannabis extract from whole flower cannabis, potent CBN, and calming terpenes designed to promote restful slumber.

Quick onset relief in an easily-measurable dropper, ideal for micro-dosing.

450mg THC total, .63mg THC per drop.

Ingredients: MCT Oil, Cannabis Oil, Terpenes

SLEEPY TIME + CBN DROPS

Chili pepper butane lighter. Comes pre-filled with butane.

CHILI PEPPER BUTANE LIGHTER

Historically, hash plants have thrived in the Hindu Kush foothills of Afghanistan and the Rif Mountains in Morocco. Revive Ital Extracts carry on these age old traditions right here in the Sierra Nevada Mountains of California! Sun+Earth Certified. Grown with love at Nice Day Gardens in the Sierra Nevada Mountains of Northern California. Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Beta Caryophyllene, Beta Myercene (6.5% Total Terpenes). 

TEMPLE BALL SOUR DIESEL SIFT HASH

AFTERNOON DELIGHT 35S

20 pack of mini infused prerolls. Made from  fresh greenhouse flower, hash & kief. Mendocino Naturals germinates their own seeds, produce their own clones, and develops their own life-filled soils. 



20PK INDICA HASHISH INFUSED PREROLLS

Now infused with both Live Resin + Diamonds! Sink into a citrus bliss with Lemon OG.  You’ll be quickly comforted into a flavorful journey you won’t soon forget.  Exuding a spicy, earthy fragrance complemented by hints of citrus. This award-winning flower grown by Esensia Garden. (Lem OG x Esensia OG) 

LEMON OG LIVE RESIN + DIAMOND INFUSED PREROLL PACK

Calm & Focus for clarity at any time of day or night. Find heady calm in high-CBD flower blended with the focused body high from hybrid hash. Calm & Focus, for even your most stressful days. Always full-flower, premium cannabis sourced from premier Sonoma & Mendocino County farms Bubble hash. Regeneratively grown by award-winning farm Emerald Spirit Botanicals  (Harmony Rose)

CALM & FOCUS SOLVENTLESS HASH CBD RICH PREROLLS 5PK

Garden Society’s delicately rolled pre-rolls filled with whole flower cannabis. This sativa-hybrid strains give you a Brighter Day when you need that positive lift! Elevate to an even Brighter Day with sativa-hybrid cannabis and bubble hash, perfectly rolled into an automatic boost, no matter your mood.

Whole flower, pre-rolled cannabis
Premium flower on premier farms in Sonoma and Mendocino County
Smaller size for individual use

BRIGHTER DAY SOLVENTLESS HASH INFUSED PREROLLS 5PK

Garden Society’s delicately rolled pre-rolls filled with whole-flower cannabis. These sativa-hybrid prerolls give you a Brighter Day when you need that positive lift! Pre-rolled cannabis made from whole, premium flower, grown on premier farms in Sonoma and Mendocino County. Smaller size for individual use with recyclable packaging that keeps pre-rolls fresh.

BRIGHTER DAY FULL FLOWER ROSETTES 10PK

Two time award-winning Tropicanna was selected as one of High Times Top Ten best tasting strains in 2015 for its rich unique terpene profile. This powerful flower offers an uplifting aroma and flavor of fresh squeezed orange juice mixed with tangy pineapple. Tropicanna offers cerebral and uplifting highs, perfect for energizing during the day or inspiring creativity.

TROPICANNA

Beautiful, old school Dutch varietal that delivers and unforgettable energetic and soaring head high. The uplifting effects are a great for creative inspiration and sensory enhancement. Good batches like this one have a peppery Parmesan cheese aroma. Dominant terpenes Myrcene and B-caryophyllene make it a quick acting varietal that eases the symptoms of chronic pain and inflammation. (Northern Lights x Skunk x Haze)

SUPER SILVER HAZE

A vibrant mind and physically relaxing flower, with sedating calming qualities. Reverie is characterized by its full-bodied, floral aroma and makes for a happy, mentally agile, and physically soothing high. Dominant terpenes: Limonene, linalool, caryophyllene.

REVERIE

A heavy-hitting cerebral flower with heavy body effects to match. Resulting in a  spiritually relaxing effect, equally ideal for recovering after a good sweat or a long workday. Dominant terpenes: Limonene, caryophyllene, linalool

RETROGRADE

The Emerald Cup 2021 First Place Sungrown winner and 2022 1st place 3rd Party Certified Sungrown Flower+ 1st Place Regenerative Farm Award. You'll want to accept this invitation to a peaceful and blissful world. The sweet cream and strawberry-rosewood aroma will reduce anxiety, suppress appetites. Its  uplifting yet relaxing  for one’s mind, body, and soul. It offers a high amount of the cannabinoid THCV.  Grown at Emerald Spirit Botanicals,  a diverse Certified Organic farm tucked away northwest of Willits. (Pink x Boost Goddess F2)


PINK BOOST GODDESS

Seeking an expansive and dreamy experience? This strong flower is great for experienced users looking for that first time feel. The night sky has effects are heavy and cerebral, offering a dizzying euphoria. Rounded buds with bold piney notes from its myrcene, limonene, pinene. Share this one with your partner to enhance the romance. (WIFI 42 x Face OFF OG)

NIGHT SKY

Night blooming jasmine, the faintest hint fig trees, and lavender fields. Warm flowing feelings bring lightness into the limbs. Stillness washes over all the mind's internal chatter, smoothing it out into a  pleasant and light hum. (Chem 91 x Northern Lights)

LAVA FLOWER

Harmony Rose brings balance to mind, body and soul. This low potency, balanced CBD:THC flower bursts forth in your mouth like an arrangement of roses, with an amazing aftertaste of rosehips and cherry. Grown at Emerald Spirit Botanicals,  a diverse Certified Organic farm tucked away northwest of Willits. (Harmony Rose 1:1)


HARMONY ROSE 1:1

This is a creeper high that uplifts you mentally and reminds you not to take life so seriously.  Subtly it then relaxes the body and lends a goofy, comical spin to your perception. Enjoy a spicy, earthy, musky scent and a hops and mangos taste. Regeneratively farmed by Sol Spirit. (OG Kush x Sour Diesel)



HEADBAND

Calling all freaqs. This energizing flower will help empower your body and your brain. Made for moments requiring full body presence, High Frequency supports physical activity and mental clarity. Dominant terpenes: Limonene, caryophyllene, linalool

HIGH FREQUENCY

This showstopper has a mouthwatering, tangy flavor with  a floral-sweet melon finish. Potent effects will provide a classic stoney high,  with a boost of energy.  1st place Cannabis Cup's Best "Sativa" flower. (Gelato 41 x Lemon Tree)

GELONADE

The highest tested flower in compliance history. With sharp diesel and earthy aromas, this flower is hard hitting and has long lasting effects. Don’t expect to take over the world on this one as it is sure to leave your body and mind in a euphoric state. Its relaxing, stoney effects have been used to treat pain, anxiety, nausea, eating disorders and minor mental anguish.

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